He has been around for some time now
too long some think and say
Has he not any intention Sir then
to gracefully march away?
He uses cosmetics in bulk
and hides his lines and age
he features in every gossip tract
and every distaff page.
Tall claims does he make
of his status , fame and power
indulging not in vainglorious thoughts
there isn't such an hour.
He doesn't know how cheap he is
and how cheap are things he does
revels in cheap revelry
he entertains himself thus.
He courts teenagers in movies
(who knows in real life as well)
to self indulgence he is a slave
calls himself a Sovereign
behaves like a knave.
Has a band of followers
none better than him
Each celebrates obscenity
freedom is called whim.
Serving trash since 19....
should be a tagline
whenever trying to sell him
-plastic bottle cheap wine.
He lacks wit , humour and taste
but thinks otherwise
a brief look at his bibliography
and you shall surmise.
All who care about the planet
are waiting for Thy Kingdom to Come
and for him to swallow a pill of wisdom
or Hiatus shout some.
Spare us the torture then Sire
why art thou being so cruel?
We have never dishonored thee
(we should have though)
then why this daily duel.
Let us watch Television in peace
without your hideous face
barging in on every channel
not seeing the time or place.
Your fake skin and irritating smile
is too much for us to stand
Soaps, Briefs and power capsules
promote not thee which brand ?
Have mercy upon our souls
and fragile mental state
we have done you no harm Sire
then why our peace you hate?
I know not and don't want to
who among you all is the best
all I want is for you to shut the trap
and stop being a pest.
