for I feel you know not what you are about to do
and all this while you have so many expectations
unrealistic , fantastic and far removed from reality
contrived by a gullible and over optimistic mind.
You who pass your time in the lap of indolence
you who thrive on unkempt apparels
you who have no notion of cleanliness
you who has no need for a broom.
May I ask thee what prompted you
to willfully relinquish these luxuries
which heaven did bestow upon thee
for just being a member of the darker sex?
In this age where gender equality
and female emancipation is the outcry
do you thing it will be possible
for you to fish of laziness fry?
Do you think that your fate
shall be as lucky as that of one Patriarch
who merely dropped a hat to see
his clothes washed , house cleaned
meals served , needs fulfilled
and no whim ever weaned.
So, don't forget to hire help
to wash your dirty linen
because You Can't and She Won't.
Hire help to sweep the floors
and dust off the windows and the doors
because You can't and she won't.
And for future reference would you consider
on not planning on having a kitchen
for who will cook?
You Can't and she won't.
I am not averse to change myself
am not that obdurate
but as you see it shall increase your worries
if such a thing consummates.
You talk a lot and we hear you out
this too will change without a doubt
for once you but sniff matrimony
you can't and she won't.
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