The designer Man

I have got designer shoes
Designer socks ,Designer Underwear
I have designer this I have got designer that
a designer smile and a stare.

When I step out into the designer street
I feel the designer air
When I give her the designer kiss
she caresses my designer hair.

There's a designer bar a designer car
and a chauffeur to take me there
If the cop he catches me, mind you designer he is
I have got a designer one line prayer.

Hanging out in groups of three
we drank till we dropped dead
some of us just couldn't get enough
so to the bar they got wed.

They had a designer way
of going astray
and a bad breath , let's be clear
that they may not return sober sane
to their homes yes this was the fear.

Packed up a designer sub
stuffed it it with a diet coke,
stopped at the service counter
and puked all over the bloke.

A designer bell in his designer home
to announce " ya I am here"
I ain't never gonna drink and drown
I am not going anywhere.

The gates of hell don't want no fashion
and heaven thrives on simplicity
out here I am the man
got every toy right here in my kitty.

It's seduction time and it ain't no crime
If you love designer wear
Just remember this that there is no bliss
till you smoke a johnny player.

So get up my friend and join the trend
dispose off those shabby clothes
It's time to get designer now......