Fetch the Turnip

It's round and round and round , it tapers
it's tall like those sky scrapers.

You can't miss it can you?
if you don't close your eyes,
last week it was in the papers.

Downsizing is the norm nowadays,
it has been brought about by our foolish ways
of spoiling things till they can't be spoilt more
do you think we still have plenty of days?

Move aside this bed 's not yours
sleep on the floor I don't care
I just want this mattress all entirely for me
you have no business here.

Drop your pants they belong to me,
remove that shirt and untie your hair,
wash your face you still smell of that cologne
that you stole taking it to be a perfume
and sneaked it out along with the chandelier.

You are a thief, I want to be alone
don't you steal anything which I own.

Fetch it, common fetch it now
it may run away , it runs a little fast.